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Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.
Social Security Scam Robs Elderly By Convincing Them They Are Dead
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Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?
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Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet
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America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You?
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
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